- little's space -

To the BASTARD who HIT my CAR and DROVE away...

 

I am going to FIND YOU and RAM your car back.

Quite possibly with a BAT.

And then collect insurance on hit and run.

 

FUCK.

the following conversation is E-Bones influenced and stems from my current job hunting situation, and extreme miscommunication during lunch hour:

 

Ruben I thought you'd want to know about the future plans decided on at lunch...

I am now going to be a portabello mushroom farmer.
and rumour has it that your excrement may be the best fertilizer out there.

Please help me attain my goal of being the best portabello mushroom farmer.

Thank you.

 

hahaha...speaking of excretion...i just took the liberty to enjoy a nice 15-minute excretion session charged to the big boss...i thought i'd support the cause...hahaha

 

huh.  i'm confused.

Sounds like you guys had a interesting lunch conversation.  I bet jack brought it up.

 

um...not sure who brought it up...i think it was little who brought it all up...she asked a question and then aaron said hes also having
pooping difficulities...or something like that...haha

no ruben, appearntly you grow portebella mushrooms in animal crap...so little thinks her crap smells like flowers and taste like strawberries...so shes gonna start pooin in plastic bags and start growing mushrooms in them...

there...

 

No Jack, you got it all wrong.  Here is the 1 minute short form of what happend.

Jask asked Rachel if she had any vegetables in her Pasta and she said "i have mushrooms!".  Then Jack said it wasn't a vegetable, which reminded me that I found out the other day Portebello Mushrooms (and i'm assuming other types) are grown from animal manure.

Jack said that "human" manure would probably be the best type of "sheeeeet". But I heard "Ruben" not human, since Jack cannot enunciate his words properly. Thus creating a clever and entertaining conversation that followed.  I'm sure you can put the pieces together.

Speaking of all this sheeet, I'm hungry.

 

then if you can capture the methane you can use it to run the business.
lol.  the business basically runs itself.

 

Wow, Ruben, I never thought of that... That's genius.  I'm sure with Jack's potent poop you'd be able to generate tons of energy from the
methane.

Wicked, and now I've just come up with a name for your business:

"Rachel's Potent Poop Portebello's"

The tag line could be "Toilet bowl fresh".

 

and if you eat the portebello mushroom, then you can recycle the waste
materials!  this business will go on forever!

hhhahaha

 

I thank you all for your assistance in helping my business grow. I always knew I could count on the "entrepreneurs" to help me out =P

 

(I think this random conversation falls somewhere inbetween the chocolate basketball and the "International Pact" haha.. what a zoo)

 

 

 

I am so SICK of shoveling snow.

 

 

ugh.

 

 

hi everyone,

 

slowly posting pictures from my trip... please bear with me while I sort them!

just to ease the confusion a bit:

 

Vegas - Dec 23 to Dec 25

Grand Canyon/Hoover Dam tour - Dec 24

LA - Dec 21/22 and Dec 26 to Dec 28

SF - Dec 29 to Jan 1

 

(yes I was everywhere!)

 

Happy 2007!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy holidays everyone =)

 

 (and happy new year!!!!)